Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
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Happy has five letters
Pizza has five lettersThis is no coincidence
wake up america
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LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
This text was reblogged from unicornsandrainbowmoustaches and originally by homosexaul-deactivated20120828.
I can’t write scripts for shit.
I don’t even slightly believe this
This is so relevant.
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takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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im tryna take a shower and this dumbass bitch apperently has something real important to tell me
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